Li’l Wayne should sample some classic songs from kids’ musicals.
I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket, it’s my bar of chocolate…give it to me, now.
Bitch.
Oh hye, tumblr. I’m back…but not for long.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuck.
Uhm. Not looking forward to my recruits’ meeting today. Know what we’re doing? Guess.
Alright, I’ll tell you.
We’re doing Physical Training.
What does that mean? Hard exercise for an hour and a half while being screamed at by my recruiters, while looking like an out of shape pussy-ass.
Damn.
Oh, did I mention it might be raining?
I have a really huge secret.
Logged onto facebook and tumblr only to make sure everyone’s still alive.
And only posting this so Kaley knows I’m still alive.
Going back to living under my rock now. Bye.
I’m the Ladybitch MacGyver.
I just rolled a cigarette using a paper gum wrapper, an old cigarette filter, and the last inch of tobacco from a Black and Mild. It was miraculous.
I have to be up in about…5 hours.
But why go to sleep? I could watch, like, 2 movies in that span of time.
Shut up.
I’m not unreasonable. I know you were sitting there thinking I am, but no.
Calm down and tell me what movies to watch.
I logged onto facebook today, and what have I been invited to? I’ve been invited to burn a copy of the Qu’ran.
That fucking made me sick. For so many reasons. That’s the literal word of God to millions of people. That’s the equivalent of burning someone’s Bible. How is that going to solve any problem? How’s that going to empower America or Christianity? It isn’t. That shit spreads ignorance and hatred. It’s not Islam that attacked the WTC on 9-11. It was a group of radical Muslim men.
Do you know there’s radical Christians, too, bitches? That have done some crazy shit? Go look it up.
If someone’s planning on burning a Qu’ran, they should go ahead and burn a Bible and the Torah, too.
Fedoras are the worst thing that ever happened to humanity.
It’s the human condition.
Lol I don’t follow people just because they’re attractive or just because they have a good blog. I follow them for a mixture of them both haha
Sameskies. It’d be shameful, if it wasn’t the natural thing to do.
